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A Very Basic Story
Here is a story written in English, but it is really difficult to figure out what is told for a native who speaks English even if there is no any grammatical mistake. Only a Turk can understand the main idea of this story... Let's get it...

"Hasan was a very heavy headed boy. His father was a middle situationed
man. To make his son read in good schools he did everything coming
from his hand. He took everything to eye. His mother was a house
woman. Every job used to come from her hand. In making food there was
no one on top of her. The taste of the observations (gözleme) she made
you eat your fingers. This woman made her hair a brush for her son.
When Hasan became sick, she cried her two eyes two fountains. When
Hasan finished lycee he wanted to be a tooth doctor, and he entered
the university exams and won Tootherness School In the school he met
Jale. Hasan was hit to Jale in first look but Jale was not hit to him
in the first look. However her blood boiled to him. A few weeks later
they cooked the job.
Jale s father was a money-father. He turned the corner many years ago
by making dreamy export. But Jale was not like her father. She was a
very low hearted girl. Her father was wanting to make her marry to his
soldierness friend s son Abdurrahim. Abdurrahim finished first school
and didn t read later. He became a rough uncle. He started to turn
dirty jobs when he was a crazy blooded man. He was his mother s eye.
He said 'HIK' and he fell from his father s nose. So three under,
five up he was like his father. When he saw Jale, he put eye to her.
His inside went. His mouth got watered.
His eyes opened like a fortune stone. To be able to see Jale,
Hasan s inside was eating his inside.Finally ,together they went to a
park. When they were wrinkling in the park, Abdurrahim saw them. First
he pulled a deep inside. And then his eyes turned. He couldn t control
himself. He wanted to send them to the village with wood, but he
collected himself. He decided to leave them head tohead. At that
moment the devil poked him. He fit to the devil, pulled his gun and
fired. However, a man passing stayed under lead rain and poorman went
to who hit. He planted the horseshoes. Then the mirrorless came. They
took all of them under eye. Jale s inside was blood crying. The man
died eye seeing seeing. And so, this job finished in the black arm..."

Quoted from a mail sent by one of my friends...

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